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The Colonoscopy Results

I’m sure you had trouble concentrating today, what with wondering about my colonoscopy and all. I have good news. All is well with my colon; there were no polyps. If you are of a certain age and you’ve put off … Continue reading

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Today I Shall Eat Jello…

and popsicles. I’ll drink chicken bullion. Later today I will take four Dulolax tablets. Two hours after that I will begin an hour-long consumption of 14 DOSES of Miralax mixed in Gatoraide…low calorie lemon-lime to be exact. By now you … Continue reading


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