Daily Archives: May 20, 2012

Today I Shall Eat Jello…

and popsicles. I’ll drink chicken bullion. Later today I will take four Dulolax tablets. Two hours after that I will begin an hour-long consumption of 14 DOSES of Miralax mixed in Gatoraide…low calorie lemon-lime to be exact. By now you … Continue reading

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