Today I went on the mother of all binges. I probably consumed 20,000 calories. You know what? I loved it. I’ve decided I really miss the donuts, ice cream with hot fudge sauce, cookies and cake. So I’ve made a decision. I’m hanging up my running shoes and I’m going to eat what I want when I want it.
April Fools…..
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My jaw dropped when I read this. I was floored. Good one.
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